too bad you live with your parents still
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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