nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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