Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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