before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
