What did we do last night that was yellow?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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