I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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