1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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