he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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