its not stalking. its research.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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