The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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