I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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