never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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