38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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