So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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