So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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