If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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