She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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