We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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