what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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