I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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