Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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