You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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