This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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