singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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