You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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