Her vagina should come with caution tape.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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