there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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