I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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