My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If I die, sorry about rent.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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