scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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