I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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