if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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