Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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