He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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