am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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