..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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