Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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