Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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