You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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