yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Who put my cat in the fridge?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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