I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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