Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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