Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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