i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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