If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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