I faked an abortion last night.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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