Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat