The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME