Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.