big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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