that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I understand Curling. That high.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
