I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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