So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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