no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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