So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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