You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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