everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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