Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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