yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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