U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Randomize
