Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(650): View more from California

he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.

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Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
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(443): View more from Maryland

Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order

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(619): View more from California

It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.

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(773): View more from Illinois

This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

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(770): View more from Georgia

Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much

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