I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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