He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
how drunk are you?
Several
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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