I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Still dying that you shit outside
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours