So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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